"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.””

(via cdeathhh)

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

(via combatbabycomeback)

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

(via thisisgoodbyegravity)

takemeback-:

How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…

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